Tomorrow Kate B. is reading at Purdue. I am fairly sure it will be the best day September has to offer. There is only one way it could be improved.
To all my dearest friends and old yoga teacher: Please gather at Kate’s house tomorrow morning. Do not be alarmed when you see that she is dressed in the uniform of Gryffindor House. Continue to be unfazed when she points her wand at you and yells, “Reducto!” She will sneak you on the plane in her oversized purse. Once you are off the plane, she will restore you to size, and we will have a lovely evening of Indian food, literature, and sun salutations. Wednesday she will shrink you again for the trip home.
That’s the only way September 18 could be more fun than it is going to be. It is going to be pretty damn fun.
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