Friday, October 26, 2007

HAHAHAHA

http://www.bestweekever.tv/2007/10/23/bwe-presents-exclusive-look-at-this-weeks-shocking-new-issue-of-people/

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Leaves Change Colors

One of the things I miss most about Tuscaloosa is driving up to the cabin under a canopy of lush arboreal beauty. But I have to say that my new place of residence is holding its own today:

(Ignore the dumpster).

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Post-Show Analysis

OOOOKAY.

I formally withdraw my support of Jonathan and Marie. After Floyd and Mark, you are the next to go.

On a more positive note, I don't think I have ever smiled in a good way when Bruno was talking until last night. He capped his comments for Mel B. by folding his hands, smiling, and stating calmly and sweetly that she was "a true princess." That was so nice. She did a great job, and Maks is doing a great job too. The problem is that she is, as Maks says every week, totally devoid of an attention span, which I think makes it hard for her to connect with the audience. Which makes it harder to get votes. I worry about this. Maybe showing her with Spice Girls next week will get all the old fans excited. And maybe the week after that they can show her cute kids. Because she must defeat Sabrina Bryan. Seriously, I hope that girl breaks her femur.

Thursday, October 4, 2007

The Egyptian Room is Not Your Mom's Basement, Or, My Regina Spektor Experience.

I went to a Regina Spektor concert on Tuesday. It was awesome, right? Right! But why, oh why, dear people, must you sing along in my ear with your bad voices when we have all paid cash money to hear that lady on the stage who has an excellent, interesting voice? I had the same experience at the Mariah Carey concert. I want to sing along, too! But I realize that it would be stupid and arrogant to sing along in a non-karaoke bar, non-shower environment, such as a concert where the famous talented person is RIGHT THERE SINGING FOR US SO PLEASE SHUT UP!

And seriously, girl behind me, no one was impressed that you knew the Russian parts. We just wanted you to SHUT UP.

I was a little bummed that she didn't sing any of my top three favorite sad songs. Here's an example:


Maybe I will put up a picture later.